Rule Number 1


  1. More cast iron pizzas tonight! #dinstagram

    More cast iron pizzas tonight! #dinstagram

  2. Pizza pull apart bits. #dinstagram

    Pizza pull apart bits. #dinstagram

  3. Was worried another hand has fallen off my watch. Turns out it was just 3:17

    Was worried another hand has fallen off my watch. Turns out it was just 3:17

  4. Question for American Harry Potter fans

    What do they call the youth granting stone of magic powers in the first Harry Potter film? Did they redo every scene and say Sorcerer?

  5. themodernmisandrist:

    frankysplait:

    glowcloud:

    i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

    image

    Mainly reblogging for that gif lol

    My mom taught me how to open tough jars.

    (via caracaracara)

  6. marniethedog:

I love art

    marniethedog:

    I love art

    (via bees-knees)

  7. #castiron #skillet #pizza #for #dinner #bacon #dinstagram #biggestloser

    #castiron #skillet #pizza #for #dinner #bacon #dinstagram #biggestloser

  8. BECAUSE MOST OF THE STORY IS IN THE STUPID GRIMOIRE CARDS THAT YOU CANT EVEN ACCESS IN-GAME. I might be angry about this…
    Shoot, seriously? That’s what those are for? What a dumb choice.
  9. This is how I spend my time now.

  10. ☛ The Official Website of Arsenal Football Club | Arsenal.com

    Testing out the share charm on iOS 8 in safari.

  11. Anonymous wrote...

    How come calico cats are always female?

    edwardspoonhands:

    Because only female cats can be calico. It’s actually REALLY FASCINATING! Let Derek explain.

    Male cats can be Calico if they have Klinefelter syndrome. XXY! There was one on /r/aww today.

    A reminder that even biological sex isn’t even a binary.

  12. Destiny is like a stripper in more than name. It’s fun, it’s pretty, and it’s great for a weekend when your girlfriend is out of town. But afterward, you just wonder why you spent so much money on it. It’s repetitive, with a poor story, and the same boring game play in most first person shooters. Unlike a game like Bioshock: Infinite where the story keeps you playing hour after hour, Destiny leaves you not wanting to continue after playing one or two story missions.
    My short review of Destiny.
  13. I need a couch in my office. I’m so sleepy.

    I need a couch in my office. I’m so sleepy.

  14. Burn it to the ground.

    Burn it to the ground.

  15. ☛ http://www.heritageicecubes.com/