Rule Number 1


  1. Have unsightly wrinkles and tired looking eyes? Try this new magical formula to smooth lines and brighten eyes! #bullshit #pyramidscheme

    Have unsightly wrinkles and tired looking eyes? Try this new magical formula to smooth lines and brighten eyes! #bullshit #pyramidscheme

  2. So pumped for another (a)rousing rendition of the Canadian National Anthem by Ginette Reno

    GO HABS GO

  3. Robots in disguise.

    Robots in disguise.

  4. chrisisoninfiniteearths:

    thedragonflywarrior:

    The head-turning Game of Thrones actress Gwendoline Christie is a towering 6ft 3in tall and admits she often felt she couldn’t relate to women on the big screen because of her Amazonian frame, but is now relishing the opportunity to play a tough, fierce warrior in the medieval fantasy drama.

    She said: “It’s really vitally important to me the way women are portrayed. As someone who has always felt at times pretty genderless because of my size, it interests me to challenge ideas of prejudice and femininity, and what it is to be a woman.”

    The towering actress reveals that she had numerous setbacks in her career before landing a prized role as Brienne of Tarth in the hit show, adding: “I found it so frustrating, particularly at the beginning, because I would be told, ‘Sorry love, you’re too tall.’ At one stage I was like, ‘I’ll give this another six months and if this persists, ‘I’ll become a nun.’ “

    For her role as warrior Brienne, Gwendoline trained how to fight with swords and ride horses and says it’s “empowering” to know she can “break a man’s nose with my elbow.”

    "I do all my own stunts and come away with bruises and scratches. After one scene I was absolutely covered in bruises all down one leg and up one arm. But it’s worth it. It’s quite fun. I enjoy knocking around with the boys."

    I cannot get enough of this woman. She deserves all the awards.

    Boss.

  5. REAL TALK

    fullcredit:

    There is only one thing that distinguishes month-long “sugar cleanses,” whole30, and choosing to go gluten free without having celiac disease from eating disorders: marketing. 

    (via aotakesonchicago)

  6. Next time I crave a Hot Dog

    I’m just going to remember that I recently described them as “cylinders of pig lip/dick/labia/hoof” and subsequently never have an appetite again.

  7. edwardspoonhands:

    fishingboatproceeds:

    wimblywomblys:

    Other John Green temporarily loses an arm and exposes his femur (?)! His worried husband, Bald John, rushes to his side.

    A classic moment in Wimbly Wombly history as AFC Wimbledon take on Swindon Town.

    Is that a femur? Only the scientists of the future know for sure.

    It’s a humerus, people.

    Come on Hank, there’s nothing funny about a man losing his arm.

  8. My Face when it sees anything related to a music festival.

    My Face when it sees anything related to a music festival.

  9. I’m sorry, which month is it?

  10. We got a new lamp over the weekend. #ikea

    We got a new lamp over the weekend. #ikea

  11. ljm:

    tramampoline:

    hentaihotsprings:

    oh fuck he getting it

    this video is so good-hearted. this video has never failed to make me smile

    ATTENTION WORLD THIS IS MY NEW MOST FAVORITE THING

    Don’t be thrown off by the seemingly inanimate twig man in the thumbnail. You wanna watch this.

    (via petethrillhouse)

  12. I really hope that the three posts that show up when you hover over my username on tumblr make me look like less of an idiot than 95% of the people I see in recommended blogs.

  13. I was wondering why the vacuum didn’t work very well.

    I was wondering why the vacuum didn’t work very well.

  14. Wow

    My cheeks are in literal pain from the end of that movie.

    Perfect.