Rule Number 1


  1. I haven’t showered in over 48 hours.
You’re glad they haven’t invented smell-o-vision yet.

    I haven’t showered in over 48 hours.

    You’re glad they haven’t invented smell-o-vision yet.

  2. There’s a really nice pair of 7s at my local haberdashery

    They’re my size and everything.

    Except, they’re 7s, so you know: Expensive.

    So so nice though.

  3. Open letter to any pursuant women:

    You’re going to have to be comfortable with the fact that I’ll be at the Office from 9AM to 9PM.

    When I get home I’ll be hungry, tired, and all together running on empty.

    My brain will have been wrung dry of all congruent thought due to the days work.

    All I ask is that you be OK with this.

    I may be cranky when I get home. I’ll definitely be frustrated.

    Just know that the first sight of you, once I walk through the threshold, it will all disappear.

    Know that you’ve already done enough. I’m just happy you’re there.

    A.

  4. If you have the opportunity to play the game of life, you need to appreciate every moment.

    Kanye West

    From my Graduation yearbook write up. 5 years ago. Before he even released the album Graduation. Ahead of my time y’all.